How (Not) to Date OnlineHow Not 2 Chat With A Potential Date Online: Books
- WBurgHauteSauce: I guess I just want to own my own beatnik-era book truck, like a taco truck, but with like Hunter S. Thompson instead in lieu of tostadas.
- Sheb: What?
- WBurgHauteSauce: What's your big dream?
- Sheb: huh?
- WBurgHauteSauce: ur goal in life or whatever. duh...
- Sheb: I want to touch every book in the New York City Public Libary with my left index finger.
- WBurgHauteSauce: Oh
- WBurgHauteSauce: Ok
- WBurgHauteSauce: why?
- Sheb: Because I got arrested when i tried to do it with my d*ck.
- [WBurgHauteSauce has signed off]
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