How (Not) to Date Online… there’s a Seal album I’ve been meaning to listen to again…
Sheb Strikes Again: IM Courtship Don'ts
- 1: 30 PM
- Sheb: what u doing right now
- AnnieGetUrFun: I just finished giving my dog a bath
- Sheb: what kind of dog
- AnnieGetUrFun: Chihuahua
- Sheb: what size
- AnnieGetUrFun: teacup
- Sheb: long hair or short hair?
- AnnieGetUrFun: short, why?
- 1: 37 PM
- AnnieGetUrFun: hello?
- 1: 39 PM
- [Sheb has gone idle]
- 2: 23 PM
- [Sheb is back online]
- AnnieGetUrFun: hey, where you been?
- 2: 23 PM
- Sheb: I just injured myself m*sterbating
- [AnnieGetUrFun has signed off]
6 Poor Choices in Online Dating Usernames
~WOMEN~
cathoarder
PostCoitalCryer
BirthnHipz
~Men~
ItsNotContagiousAnymore
BringUrKneePads
MasterWarlockScytheWeilder
Apr 19 2010 PermalinkHow Not 2 Chat With A Potential Date Online: Books
- WBurgHauteSauce: I guess I just want to own my own beatnik-era book truck, like a taco truck, but with like Hunter S. Thompson instead in lieu of tostadas.
- Sheb: What?
- WBurgHauteSauce: What's your big dream?
- Sheb: huh?
- WBurgHauteSauce: ur goal in life or whatever. duh...
- Sheb: I want to touch every book in the New York City Public Libary with my left index finger.
- WBurgHauteSauce: Oh
- WBurgHauteSauce: Ok
- WBurgHauteSauce: why?
- Sheb: Because I got arrested when i tried to do it with my d*ck.
- [WBurgHauteSauce has signed off]
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