… there’s a Seal album I’ve been meaning to listen to again…

May 24 2010
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Sheb Strikes Again: IM Courtship Don'ts
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1:
30 PM
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Sheb:
what u doing right now
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AnnieGetUrFun:
I just finished giving my dog a bath
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Sheb:
what kind of dog
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AnnieGetUrFun:
Chihuahua
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Sheb:
what size
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AnnieGetUrFun:
teacup
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Sheb:
long hair or short hair?
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AnnieGetUrFun:
short, why?
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1:
37 PM
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AnnieGetUrFun:
hello?
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1:
39 PM
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[Sheb has gone idle]
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2:
23 PM
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[Sheb is back online]
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AnnieGetUrFun:
hey, where you been?
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2:
23 PM
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Sheb:
I just injured myself m*sterbating
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[AnnieGetUrFun has signed off]
Apr 20 2010
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6 Poor Choices in Online Dating Usernames
~WOMEN~
cathoarder
PostCoitalCryer
BirthnHipz
~Men~
ItsNotContagiousAnymore
BringUrKneePads
MasterWarlockScytheWeilder
Apr 19 2010
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How Not 2 Chat With A Potential Date Online: Books
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WBurgHauteSauce:
I guess I just want to own my own beatnik-era book truck, like a taco truck, but with like Hunter S. Thompson instead in lieu of tostadas.
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Sheb:
What?
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WBurgHauteSauce:
What's your big dream?
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Sheb:
huh?
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WBurgHauteSauce:
ur goal in life or whatever. duh...
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Sheb:
I want to touch every book in the New York City Public Libary with my left index finger.
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WBurgHauteSauce:
Oh
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WBurgHauteSauce:
Ok
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WBurgHauteSauce:
why?
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Sheb:
Because I got arrested when i tried to do it with my d*ck.
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[WBurgHauteSauce has signed off]
Apr 8 2010
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“Double Date Me and My Chinchilla, Ruth…”

Jan 5 2010
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“I am looking for men to come to my apartment and growl at me… There will be mini-quiche afterwards”

Dec 29 2009
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Internet is 4 lubbers. lub, HowNotToDateOnline.com
Jun 12 2009
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