Advice: How To Deal With Being Dumped On & Offline

My friend just dumped a girl via email with HnTdO’s dump email (minus strikethrough text).  As if on cue, she began a barrage of texts, facebook messages, IMs and emails that repeatedly begged the question “why?” and petitioned him to reconsider. They had only been going out for two weeks…

To this girl, and girls everywhere, I offer you this advice on how to deal with being dumped - on or offline. 

You’ve lost the guy already. He was feeling ‘meh’ about you so he left.  Chasing after him, pleading with him like a desperate sack of needy sadness will only make him thank God twelve times to next Tuesday that he dumped you. By doing so, you’ve taken him from feeling ambiguous to rejoiceful about the demise of your breif relationship.

That is what you have accomplished.

You can gracefully exit stage right with your dignity, class and hotness in tact or you can kick, scream and cry until you awkwardly fall off the stage. 

-> Exit Gracefully. And on your way home, buy yourself a pair of F*ck You heels. 

Jun 2 2010 Permalink