Sheb Strikes Again: IM Courtship Don'ts
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1:
30 PM
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Sheb:
what u doing right now
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AnnieGetUrFun:
I just finished giving my dog a bath
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Sheb:
what kind of dog
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AnnieGetUrFun:
Chihuahua
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Sheb:
what size
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AnnieGetUrFun:
teacup
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Sheb:
long hair or short hair?
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AnnieGetUrFun:
short, why?
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1:
37 PM
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AnnieGetUrFun:
hello?
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1:
39 PM
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[Sheb has gone idle]
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2:
23 PM
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[Sheb is back online]
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AnnieGetUrFun:
hey, where you been?
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2:
23 PM
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Sheb:
I just injured myself m*sterbating
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[AnnieGetUrFun has signed off]
Apr 20 2010
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Things You Shouldn't Reveal Over IM to Your Potential Date
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PurdyGirl86:
I'd like to start my own bizness some day. What do you want outa life?
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Sheb:
i want to make enough money so that i can spend 15 years in a huge cage, naked, with nothing but porn and an endless supply of food.
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[PurdyGirl86 has signed off]
Feb 18 2010
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How (Not) To Date Online Offline: Mustard Scotch
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me:
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT
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YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH
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Sheb:
i am the greatest hero in American history
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me:
YOU DID THIS ON A DATE
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Sheb:
of course
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me:
A FIRST DATE
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Sheb:
well, we were with other people
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me:
did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?
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Sheb:
fairly casually
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i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing
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me:
Have you heard from this girl since?
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Sheb:
not really
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[Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]
Jan 21 2010
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