How (Not) to Date Online

Sheb Strikes Again: IM Courtship Don'ts

• 1: 30 PM
• Sheb: what u doing right now
• AnnieGetUrFun: I just finished giving my dog a bath
• Sheb: what kind of dog
• AnnieGetUrFun: Chihuahua
• Sheb: what size
• AnnieGetUrFun: teacup
• Sheb: long hair or short hair?
• AnnieGetUrFun: short, why?
• 1: 37 PM
• AnnieGetUrFun: hello?
• 1: 39 PM
• [Sheb has gone idle]
• 2: 23 PM
• [Sheb is back online]
• AnnieGetUrFun: hey, where you been?
• 2: 23 PM
• Sheb: I just injured myself m*sterbating
• [AnnieGetUrFun has signed off]

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