10 Things You Should NOT Wear On A First Date

1. Your mother’s wedding dress.

2. Your old prom dress. 

3. Your hospital bracelet from the 72hr involuntary hold in the psych ward that you just got released from.

4. Your sister’s wedding dress.

5. Your favorite kitty shirt.

6. The sweater you made out of your ex-boyfriend’s hair.

7. Shoes that make fart sounds when your feet sweat.

8. The plaid mumu you fashioned out of an old christmas tree skirt.

9. Your best friend’s wedding dress.

10. Your wedding dress (like, you know, just in case you really hit it off).

Apr 15 2010 Permalink