How (Not) to Date Online

How Not 2 Chat With A Potential Date Online: Books

• WBurgHauteSauce: I guess I just want to own my own beatnik-era book truck, like a taco truck, but with like Hunter S. Thompson instead in lieu of tostadas.
• Sheb: What?
• WBurgHauteSauce: What's your big dream?
• Sheb: huh?
• WBurgHauteSauce: ur goal in life or whatever. duh...
• Sheb: I want to touch every book in the New York City Public Libary with my left index finger.
• WBurgHauteSauce: Oh
• WBurgHauteSauce: Ok
• WBurgHauteSauce: why?
• Sheb: Because I got arrested when i tried to do it with my d*ck.
• [WBurgHauteSauce has signed off]

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