“I am looking for men to come to my apartment and growl at me… There will be mini-quiche afterwards”

“I am looking for men to come to my apartment and growl at me… There will be mini-quiche afterwards” Dec 29 2009 Permalink

Internet is 4 lubbers. lub, HowNotToDateOnline.com

Internet is 4 lubbers. lub, HowNotToDateOnline.com Jun 12 2009 Permalink

How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #2: KayOss (née “Melissa”)

Jun 9 2009 Permalink

How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #1: Sherilynn

Jun 1 2009 Permalink

“Fly Thru the Forest of Forks w/ me”

“Fly Thru the Forest of Forks w/ me” May 22 2009 Permalink

“I have 8 finches and 2 cockatiels named Dharma & Greg.”


“I have 8 finches and 2 cockatiels named Dharma & Greg.” 10:00 Permalink

“I am not a f*cking hipster. I consider myself a thinkster…”

“I am not a f*cking hipster. I consider myself a thinkster…” 07:31 Permalink

“I am a woman seeking a group of men to brush my hair in what i like to refer to as my grooming circle.”

“I am a woman seeking a group of men to brush my hair in what i like to refer to as my grooming circle.” May 11 2009 Permalink

“I just really need to output a baby stat on the cheap since my eugenics project’s funding was frozen on an ethics violation (yawn).”

“I just really need to output a baby stat on the cheap since my eugenics project’s funding was frozen on an ethics violation (yawn).” Mar 5 2009 Permalink

I was like, “We’re not even sure the youngest is even YOURS…”

I was like, “We’re not even sure the youngest is even YOURS…” Feb 27 2009 Permalink

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