How (Not) to Date Online

Mar 17

Mar 09

“I take the clothes i buy on ethnic internet shopping sites & modify them so they fit my cats…”

The End Is Nigh… Thirty-Somethings Qualify As Seniors on Online Dating Site

How Not To Start A Conversation + How To Miss The Point Entirely

Grammar Police: How Not To Respond To Playful Flirtation

Feb 18

How Not To Initiate A Conversation

Things You Shouldn't Reveal Over IM to Your Potential Date

• PurdyGirl86: I'd like to start my own bizness some day. What do you want outa life?
• Sheb: i want to make enough money so that i can spend 15 years in a huge cage, naked, with nothing but porn and an endless supply of food.
• [PurdyGirl86 has signed off]

Jan 22

The Profile Pic Bomb: Your 65 Year-Old Mom Edition

Jan 21

How (Not) To Date Online Offline: Mustard Scotch

• me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT
• YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH
• Sheb: i am the greatest hero in American history
• me: YOU DID THIS ON A DATE
• Sheb: of course
• me: A FIRST DATE
• Sheb: well, we were with other people
• me: did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?
• Sheb: fairly casually
• i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing
• me: Have you heard from this girl since?
• Sheb: not really
• [Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]

Jan 15

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