May 2010
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I am famous for sad clowns.
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Fun with Pigeons
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... there's a Seal album I've been meaning to...
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WatchIf Anna Wintour and Rachel Zoe made a baby and then Kate Gosselin’s old hair aspirated on said baby’s vomit - it would be Single #4, ‘ËaÚX.
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How to Dump Online: Email
Subject Line: I’ve Notified Law Enforcement Good Memories
Dear Tabitha, I’ve been doing a lot of heavy drinking thinking, and I want to deboard your crazy train don’t think we should keep seeing each other. I really like your apartment you and I’m obviously very attracted to your roommate you, and in a lot ways I am baffled as to how you manage to function daily on even...