April 2010
4 posts
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Sheb Strikes Again: IM Courtship Don'ts
1: 30 PM
Sheb: what u doing right now
AnnieGetUrFun: I just finished giving my dog a bath
Sheb: what kind of dog
AnnieGetUrFun: Chihuahua
Sheb: what size
AnnieGetUrFun: teacup
Sheb: long hair or short hair?
AnnieGetUrFun: short, why?
1: 37 PM
AnnieGetUrFun: hello?
1: 39 PM
[Sheb has gone idle]
2: 23 PM
[Sheb is back online]
AnnieGetUrFun: hey, where you been?
2: 23 PM
Sheb: I just injured myself m*sterbating
[AnnieGetUrFun has signed off]
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6 Poor Choices in Online Dating Usernames
~WOMEN~
cathoarder
PostCoitalCryer
BirthnHipz
~Men~
ItsNotContagiousAnymore
BringUrKneePads
MasterWarlockScytheWeilder
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10 Things You Should NOT Wear On A First Date
1. Your mother’s wedding dress.
2. Your old prom dress.
3. Your hospital bracelet from the 72hr involuntary hold in the psych ward that you just got released from.
4. Your sister’s wedding dress.
5. Your favorite kitty shirt.
6. The sweater you made out of your ex-boyfriend’s hair.
7. Shoes that make fart sounds when your feet sweat.
8. The plaid mumu you fashioned out of...
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How Not 2 Chat With A Potential Date Online: Books
WBurgHauteSauce: I guess I just want to own my own beatnik-era book truck, like a taco truck, but with like Hunter S. Thompson instead in lieu of tostadas.
Sheb: What?
WBurgHauteSauce: What's your big dream?
Sheb: huh?
WBurgHauteSauce: ur goal in life or whatever. duh...
Sheb: I want to touch every book in the New York City Public Libary with my left index finger.
WBurgHauteSauce: Oh
WBurgHauteSauce: Ok
WBurgHauteSauce: why?
Sheb: Because I got arrested when i tried to do it with my d*ck.
[WBurgHauteSauce has signed off]