How (Not) to Date Online: Archive

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10 Things You Should NOT Do On a First Date

1. Show up 37 minutes late and explain that number is symbolic because its both the number of times you have seen “You’ve Got Mail” and cry on an average day. 2. Refuse to eat because your collar bone is fat. 3. Offer up an account of your family’s mental health history. 4. Throw up in your purse. 5. Throw up on your date 6. Draw Blood (on purpose). 7. Demand to be...