How (Not) to Date Online: Archive

me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT

YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH

Sheb: i am the greatest hero in American history

me: YOU DID THIS ON A DATE

Sheb: of course

me: A FIRST DATE

Sheb: well, we were with other people

me: did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?

Sheb: fairly casually

i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing

me: Have you heard from this girl since?

Sheb: not really

[Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]