How (Not) To Date Online Offline: Mustard Scotch
- me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT
- YOU PUT MUSTARD IN YOUR SCOTCH
- Sheb: i am the greatest hero in American history
- me: YOU DID THIS ON A DATE
- Sheb: of course
- me: A FIRST DATE
- Sheb: well, we were with other people
- me: did you do it earnestly and casually? or was it in haha self-inflicted pie-in-face manner?
- Sheb: fairly casually
- i think someone had to ask me what the hell i was doing
- me: Have you heard from this girl since?
- Sheb: not really
- [Sheb & I have been friends for ten years. There isn't a boundary he hasn't sheb'd all over.]
How (Not) 2 Video Date Online #3: Krissmas Cousins
“I am looking for men to come to my apartment and growl at me… There will be mini-quiche afterwards”

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